Just cuz I never liked conforming... I'm gonna use Z's instead of X's!

1. [z] I have walked into a glass/screen door.

2. [z] I have tripped on my shoelace and fallen.

3. [z] I have choked on my own spit and thought I were gonna die.

4. [ ] I've seen the Matrix a bunch of times and still don't get it.

5. [ ] I type only with my pointer fingers.

6. [z] I have "accidentally" caught something on fire.

7. [ ] I've told a cop to ---- off

8. [z] I have attempted to sip out of a straw but it accidentally went into my nose, rather than my mouth.

9. [z] I have thought of something funny, and laughed out loud and people looked at me weird

10. [z] I've caught myself drooling

11. [z] I've "accidentally" caused an explosion.

12. [ ] If someone says the word "duty", I can't help but laugh.

13. [ ] I've been into a "Do Not Enter" one way road plenty of times.

14. [z] Sometimes I just...stop thinking & zone out.

15. [z] It is POSSIBLE to lick your elbow... (You just have to pop your arm out of its socket. )

16. [z] I just tried to lick my elbow.

17. [z] People often shake their heads and walk away from me.

18. [z] People often tell me to use my "inside voice".

19. [z] Gum has fallen out of my mouth while talking.

20. [ ] I use my fingers to do simple math.

21. [z] I've jumped out a moving vehicle

22. [ ] I've eaten a bug for $5 or less.

23. [z] I'm taking this test when I should be doing something more important.

24. [ ] I repost chain letters because I'm scared of what they threaten will happen if I don't.

25. [ ] I've removed my pants when I was with friends.

26. [ ] I've ran around naked when I was with friends

27. [z] I've searched all over the place for something, and then realized it was in my hand the whole time.

28. [z] I "accidentally break" a lot of things.

29. [ ] My friends know not to use big words on me.

30. [z] I put my head to the side when I'm confused.

31. [z] Sometimes I start telling a story and suddenly forget what I'm talking about.

32. [z] I've fallen out of my chair before.

33. [z] When I'm laying in bed, I sometimes stare at the ceiling and try to find pictures and words in the texture.

Tally up your number of x's. MULTIPLY THAT NUMBER BY 3 TO GET YOUR PERCENTAGE. Repost this as "I am _% stupid

I'm 66% stupid too, Kia!